Monday 17th, March 2014
Sunrise
Channel 7
PO Box 777
Pyrmont
NSW 2009
Dear Mr Koch,
Hello. My name’s
Tom. Why does Sunrise have to be on so early? I really want to watch it, but I
always miss it because it starts too early. You should get them to put it back,
so more people would watch it. That’s why so many people watch football,
because of the time. They probably used to play football at 6am as well, but
then changed it because none of the players turned up.
You must be really
tired all the time. If I have to get up early in the morning, I’m usually very
tired by about five o’clock, and I miss Hot Seat. Are you and Eddie MacGuire
rivals? Who do you reckon would win in a quiz between you two? I
guess, probably him, because his quiz has more questions than your Cash Cow
quiz.
If you were stranded on a desert island and you could only take one of your co-hosts with
you, who would you choose? Sam’s probably the prettiest, but it would also be
useful to have that sports guy so you’d have somebody to play beach volleyball
with. Unless Sam can also play beach volleyball. I don’t know. I’ll probably
write a letter to her and ask if she is any good at beach volley ball.
Anyway, I better
go, because it’s 8pm at night, and you’ve probably got to wake up really early
in the morning. Oh! But first, I have a joke you can use for joke book. It goes
like this, “What’s the most sincere way to hem the legs of trousers? The Ernest
Hemingway”. Ha ha ha. I’m always
laughing at that joke. That’s partly why I got expelled.
Warmest regards,
Tom
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